OUR MAGNIFICENT LORD

SHAMU IS GOD

REAL PHOTO OF SHAMU CREATING THE UNIVERSE

Shamu is our God and He created us with His laserbeams and He can kill us with His laserbeams. The Hebrew people are His people and He controls them with His lasers.

THE FLAG OF OUR PEOPLE

This man is essentially Satan from Judea-Christian religion. He thinks he can harm our Lord and all-powerful God-King.

If one comes across Cameron Burns (pictured above) one must splash him with water and yell “REPENT FOR SHAMU!!!!! REPENT FOR SHAMU!!!!!!!” If one does not do this, they must fake befriending him and slowly break down his psyche.